Mosh News - Wednesday 11 April

Lily isn’t a Victim

‘LDN is a Victim’, a ‘not as clever as it thinks’ parody of Kate Nash and Lily Allen’s middle class sensibilities has come under fire from Lily herself. ”So what if we’re middle class? Just cause your mum was too lazy to get her fat ass off the sofa and make some cash. I shouldn’t be able to make tunes” quipped the normally shy and retiring popstrel.



Flicking the Bird

Remember the days when they took canaries down the mines? Well that may be preferable to living with Keith Richards. The prune faced rocker apparently once threw Ron Wood’s son Jamie’s pet canary out a window having mistaken it for an alarm clock. I know how he feels; I’ve been pointing tourists seeking Big Ben to the penguin enclosure for years.