Mosh News - Monday 26 March

The Tooth Fairy Needs Rehab

Volcanic hair mountain and full time alcho-prop Amy Winehouse has stated her cancelled London shows were due to her falling over when drunk and losing a tooth. Other show cancelling moments include vomiting side stage at G.A.Y and having a hissy fit at her boyfreind at the BRIT school. Just try making her go to Rehab.




When I Grow Up

What's in your Garabage? Shirley Manson (that's her on the left) is the new poster child for PETA. Like many untrained animals Shirley once squatted on a record execs desk leaving a small puddle behind in the name of PR...her record deal followed soon after.





All That Glitters

Paul Gadd (aka Gary Glitter, shamed and exiled former glam star) has allegedly netted £200,000 from a sync deal. Those among the general public who feel he should be subject to the death penalty should note that Gary retains the copyright on all his songs until 70 years after his death, and although banished from UK airwaves he still recieves hundreds of thousands of pounds from US airplay.