Mosh News - Friday 30 March

Wild Wood Sap

Utterly pointless purveyour of second rate dad rock, Paul Weller (He of, I'm keeping all the Jam money fellas, fame) spat on the police. Well not the police as such, but a photo of Sting. Weller said of the poster "He’s a f**king horrible man. F**king rubbish. No edge, no attitude, no nothing"

Are you sure it wasn't a mirror Paul?

Mosh News - Monday 26 March

The Tooth Fairy Needs Rehab

Volcanic hair mountain and full time alcho-prop Amy Winehouse has stated her cancelled London shows were due to her falling over when drunk and losing a tooth. Other show cancelling moments include vomiting side stage at G.A.Y and having a hissy fit at her boyfreind at the BRIT school. Just try making her go to Rehab.




When I Grow Up

What's in your Garabage? Shirley Manson (that's her on the left) is the new poster child for PETA. Like many untrained animals Shirley once squatted on a record execs desk leaving a small puddle behind in the name of PR...her record deal followed soon after.





All That Glitters

Paul Gadd (aka Gary Glitter, shamed and exiled former glam star) has allegedly netted £200,000 from a sync deal. Those among the general public who feel he should be subject to the death penalty should note that Gary retains the copyright on all his songs until 70 years after his death, and although banished from UK airwaves he still recieves hundreds of thousands of pounds from US airplay.

Mosh News - Wednesday 14 March

Viaing to Sue Tube

Viacom is sueing Youtube for $1Billion over copyright infringement. Viacom claim that almost 160,000 unauthorised clips of its programming have been available on YouTube and have been viewed more than 1.5bn times. You Tube said "Nurr nurr, na nurr nurr, catch us if you can..Suckers!" (or something very similar)




Yours Twoly Angry Mob

The Kasier Chiefs will release an album of completely new material next month, apparently recorded at the same time as their current album. "It will be a fans-only album and we'll probably release it on our own label" said bassist Simon Rix.





Bleeding Boy Band

Fall Out Boy are to create tarot cards out of their own blood as part of a drive to increase blood donors in the US. then 45 designs made using blood and a mixture of red ink will be given out at future gigs.





Sugarloud Set For Number 1

Sugababes and Girls Aloud's charity cover of Aerosmith's Walk This Way looks set to top the UK chart this weekend. which is good news for Comic Relief and Charity and the like..but bad news for Girls Aloud as this is sooo their weakest song ever.
Here's hoping their collaboration with Arctic Monkeys isn't also something worth walking away from.