Mosh News - Monday 2 April

Paris' Eyeful Tower

Failed pop star and crash test dummy Paris Hilton is alledged to have had her assests expanded. I met her at a backstage party at the UK Wireless festival last year and those two were definately not on the guestlist.





Festival Gets Flooded

Glastonbury sold out at the weekend in 90 minutes. The 260,000 who failed to secure tickets will get a second chance on 22 April. But please be aware if you do buy a ticket you will have to listen to The Who. You have been warned.




World's Dullest Annoucement

EMI and Apple's highly anticipated announcement today amounted to be nothing more than a releasing of DRM across"some" tracks. The tracks will also be of a better quality...how about Beatles quality? huh? any day now would be fine?!




Dr Love Machine

8.9 million people tuned in to see Dr Who's new assistant on the BBC at the weekend. Quite frankly the figure would have doubled had they gone with our suggestion of Girls Aloud's Cheryl Cole. We're going to start hounding Popjustice and Dr Who Forums and make this a reality...just see if we don't!