Mosh News - Thursday 5 April

Don’t Cry For Me

Never one to shirk from jumping on a bandwagon, Madonna has embraced the new rave scene by crying tears of neon. Graffiti artists defaced a UK billboard by cutting out her eye and pouring lurid green paint through the hole. The Klaxons immediately admitted defeat and withdrew their album from the charts.



Green Day in the Nursery

Have Green Day in your window box. The alternative 90’s punks who turned mainstream have had a plant named after them by a Swiss botanist. Macrocarpaea dies-viridis is a willowy plant wearing too much eyeliner…(I’m guessing here)